Swan - Sorta Review

[PapeR TigeR]

With all the great reviews here for Swan, when I found myself nearby recently I went in. Room price was stated up front and I was led to a shower-equipped room immediately. A few minutes later a lovely woman arrived and introduced herself as Jessica. Now, I don't know if this was A Jessica or THE Jessica. I'm guessing since everyone raves about Jessica there could be 10 Jessicas working there now. She had very limited English, but was cute and giggled a lot. She was surprisingly strong and did quite a decent massage. I actually would have been content with that as I was aching in my upper body, but she played with the ass a lot and while on the table I could feel her soft thighs against my ass and legs, so the little head took over (again). I asked if FS was available and she nodded and giggled. Things moved on nicely from there and I was on the road in 45 minutes. Now, while she was nice, had the silkiest skin, terrific long nippples and did a great job I still had an uneasy feel about the place. It seems very industrial and cold. Rooms are sparse, lighting low, tables small and hard (insert your own joke here) and that window in the door is disconcerting to say the least (I know - by-laws require, yada yada). The location is very open with large retail outlets and restaurants nearby, so privacy is an issue. All-in-all the service and price was great, but other considerations will probably keep me from returning.

 

[SkyXVll]

That sounds definitely like Jessica and, as far as I am aware, there is only one there. One thing that I've always liked about Swan is that they don't pull the bait and switch. You ask for Jessica, you get Jessica.

I do agree with you about the aesthetics. It's functional, but a bit clinical. The place could do with a cleaning for sure. When the shower ledges start getting jammed up with gum, you know they need to hire Molly Maids. Still, better than most places out there.

I wouldn't worry about the window in the door, unless you happen to get a room near the lounge. New guys tend to want to see the girls and Patrick leads them over to take a look; they then linger around there. On one occasion, I was in one of the adjacent rooms and, while I had my balls resting on one girl's nose, I saw a guy peeking in. I waved. Courteously, he waved back.

 

[ermac]

The other thing I find annoying about AMPs is the bloody noise. Put some insulation between the rooms for godsakes.

Otherwise I've had some very enjoyable experiences there although they were a while ago.

 

[Morghanna]

And here I thought that the extra little noises, some real and some self induced..., were all part of the ambiance!!! The various sounds do provide a partial offset to the cold industrial feeling of the place

Cheers, Expo