Swedish Touch $100 Shower

[dnn_brttn]

Had to fly to Vancouver for a last minute quick two days of meetings. We finished early the first night and had dinner at place at corner Seymore and Dunsmir (spelling?). Clients left and I was picking up tab. Staying at Waterfront but noticed as I left it was same building as Swedish Touch!

This isn't really a review as much as a complaint. I remember reading about Vancouver stuff as I planned for my two weeks there coming up in April. I don't remember ever seeing anything negative about Swedish Touch.

While the girl I was with was pretty and the service not bad (they want you out of there when you are done) I couldn't believe that at the price I was paying the shower was solo. They left me alone for more than 10 minutes and at their rates, that is like $100 for me to get a nude shower with me. Geez, I can get that anytime I want as I thought I was at an expensive place like that paying a lot of money to be with a girl.

That time in the shower solo, which was longer than I needed to get really clean, came out of my hour which was shorter on the end too due to the fact I happened to make the mistake of shooting my wad with more than 12 minutes of my already 47 minute paid hour.

I am thinking of calling them and complaining but what good would that do?

Did I just get an out of towner treatment or is that something that simply doesn't get talked about as you all know this routine there?

 

[Mrs. Arnold]

I think American Idol was on that night..

 

[Thrust Dawkins]

dissing the touch............

how long will this thread stay up?

 

[mimi momo]

I've been there about 4 times....each time the girl was very attractive, but they know their routine well......any excuse to leave the room.....

One time, this gorgeous Asian girl (Korean she said) wouldn't let me screw her, (her period maybe but she didn't explain), but I had two great cbj's.....

 

[GreenKitteh: Being Green]

its a place for tourists. many better places to go and you keep a lot more of you money in your wallet. place is a rip off to say the least.

 

[Misty G]

went for an interview there.. while we were indy just checking it out.. to see what it looked liked and what the girls were like.. her name was kimmy patunia.. and mine was tinckerbelle tianna.. lol we were going to work one shift just to further our little investigation.. but nope it never got that far.. we new from the get go that we would never last longer than one hour.. something about the place gave us the quivers..

 

[hotchick02]

?What in the hell do you mean by this?

If this is a business practice of theirs then guys should know as it is a bloody rip off. For the money I plunked down, I cannot believe the service.


Smakyo, if this is so well known why couldn't I find anything to warn me here? All I found were glowing reviews and testimonials.

Why not warn us non-locals? Well, at least this thread will be a warning for the next guy. Of course it needs to stay up. Not sure what you are talking about Deany Allen. That is point of this board, to help each other avoid such rip offs.

 

[john313181]

same old same old... if you are a non local and dont want to be ripped off, than dont just do a search, ASK!!!! You may not get an answer off the bat, but I am sure someone will clue you on who to get together and who to avoid. This is one reason why I dont EVERRRRRRRR go to one of them agencies. Seems like everything in them are full of pooning politics, you give them the goods, they reply with a thank you please come again. Anywho... there are plentiful of great indies that can provide a great session and you walking out with a day of smiles.

 

[The Grappler]

i've seen negative reviews of that place in here many times. perhaps what the other guy meant buy "we'll see how long this thread stays up" is maybe that if this biz sees negative shit about them online that they sue or something. fuck i don't know. but i do know that i've seen negative shit on them on eforum.xxx before.

 

[dark_sapphire21]

well. i have high respect for this board and the mods involved, but if there is a honest review on the negative side of a certain place or certain someone even though that person or place is associated with this board I dont see why it should be pulled off. Afterall, a good review board must allow the users to speak honestly and openly about his experience as long as he/she is not stepping over the boundary of the forum rules. correct me if I am wrong?

 

[Nate D]

Well, I couldn't find it. Send me an example or reply here with a thread as I guess I am searching wrong.

BigDaddy, good advice. For my upcoming Vancouver trip when I have some serious time to spend I will send notes to some people and hope they respond with good suggestions. Can I count on you as one of those people?

 

[Goldie6669]

I have never read anything positive about the place, certainly no glowing reviews. It is for tourists only, I doubt that many local pooners have been there more than once.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I went there for my very first pooning experience, maybe 25 years ago. I met a very nice young lady and it turned out well.

I went there a second time and got perfunctory service from an uninterested lady who shorted me on the hour.

I have not been back since.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I think this post will be a good reminder to future "tourists" and I wish it was there before I laid down some serious cash.

This should be a stuck post or something. At least unsuspecting guys can search and find it.

I still cannot find all this negative information you long term members keep bringing up. Please show me where it is as I clearly don't know how to search properly.

 

[Cowboy Neal at the Wheel]

I am sure others including myself would be more than happy to help out ppl in this board and give a honest opinion whether it's good or bad.

 

[richardinunion]

I've been to the ST lot's of times, and I have enjoyed my time there, I guess it depends on who you see! I've seen Brianna (TTTiffany) when she worked there, and seen (Tammy from TTT) Misha many times there and she is still there and still gives great service.

 

[swayyde12]

CalgaryPooner: your post was appreciated, thanks for an honest review.

I posted something very similar last year and the thread was hauled down within 1 day. Now you know what I meant in my earlier reply.

Scott231: Misha, Tammy whatever.......she's the one I saw, and the session started with a $90.00 solo shower. It's probably "house rules", and I hope this post stays up, so that other won't get ripped like CalgaryPooner, and me.

 

[tryin2trade2]

These guys have been in business for years and years. I went their once. I think it was a $300 BJ (more than 10 years ago). It is a great place for those who can pad a healthy expense account.

 

[alexapretty]

As someone who has been resident not too far from ST, I would add that it appears ST really does cater to the higher end (aka well monied) casual visitors such as professional sports athletes from time to time. Afterall, is it not in the same building as Brandi's Show Lounge? Perhaps some of the ladies have different expectations from us regular schmucks vs those with fat wallets who wouldn't bat an eyelid for a wad of greens? Just something to consider and I should add I don't have anything to substantiate this statement...other than my years of living around there and seeing the clientele (esp during events).

 

[Hello Hello]

I'm no eforum.xxx guru or anything, but just a simple search of "the touch" in the google search bar at the top of the page resulted in a few useful hits. The top two are actual examples of negative reviews regarding ST.

http://www.eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/archive/index.php/t-25506.html

http://www.eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=724&goto=nextoldest

General consensus seems to be that your experience will probably not match your expectations, and you'll be overpaying.