Sydney-MPA Honoris Causa

[Blazin_luvv]

"With the powers invested in me, I hereby award to Miss Sydney the newly established degree of Master's of Pussy Administration for outstanding abilities at promoting her own business."

Fritz the Cat
Chancellor
Beaver University

Seriously, Sydney is a true professional in ensuring that her business is successful. She offers great service, cultivates custumer satisfaction, responds quickly to inquiries, and let her customer base know of her business schedule and plans. It's no wonder that she is the focus of so much attention on this board. She knows what she is doing, and she does it extremely well. She's of MBA caliber.

Congratulations!

 

[Suicidal Elite]

She may indeed be all of these things (all products of her being very clever, IMO)... but you forgot (1) fascinating lady and (2) wonderful human being.


At least that's what I see most in her when I'm lucky enough to have her time and attention....

*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*

 

[Leahs mommy]

What the...?

There must be some mistake here.
'My' Sydney doesn't have other clients.
I'm sure I'm the only one.
Every session we have, I can sense that she is thinking only of me.

You other guys must be making a mistake????

 

[Sarah_bacc_in_action]

This new degree is awarded for her business skills. As for her personal service (only for HafDun and myself, and okay, Fuzzy Thumper too), she clearly deserves a B.Sc. (Body Slide Champion).

 

[Beetle]

Its OK Fritz
Sydney told me about Fuzzy.
She said he is just a pet. Something about how it gives her pleasure to watch his little eys cross as she strokes his furry little head. I know it is all quite innocent.

 

[LizzakaMel]

Yeah, yeah - I want to be "pet". ('cause clients and boyfriends... even "fiances" - *acchh heeeechhh ptewww* - come and go... but pets are for LIFE...)



And I drool too, but she doesn't SEEM to mind all that much... "special needs" pet, I guess...

*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*

 

[P3RF3CTLY FLAW3D]

How about a PHD?

 

[unwritten]

Sydney is well on her way to earning her doctorate as a 'Physician of Heavenly Delight'

Its gonna be a long cold winter

 

[x93SilentTouch]

Why you wasskily wabbit!

 

[dawg]

You mean she does the Aussie Knee Vice on you guys too??