Tattoos...Ugh!

[aglael l]

Any advice guys on how I should handle this?
Often I go to a place, the girl's description sounds great, she looks great while fully clothed, and then, when I start exploring a bit, I come to notice that she has tattoos.
Tattoos are totally unfeminine and gross me out...Mr. Woody becomes Mr. Limpy faster than Air Canada can lose a million dollars.
In my younger, more foolish days, I used to be dumb enough to pay $20 or so for topless, only to be repulsed when they removed their top to show their multiple tattoos and piercings...and if you tell them to hurry up and cover themselves after they have disrobed and disgusted you, poor you -- no refund.
Even the prettiest of girls, or the best of the servers, like Marie-Eve at Au Naturel on Henri-Bourassa, chose to deface themselves with these animalistic markings akin to a savage in the trees of Borneo...why? why? why? They can't even see their backs, so some tattoo artist could have spelled out the letters "S A P" and they wouldn't know...

 

[Henry Spencer]

Hi Mellonhead..(interesting spelling?) Thanks for your posting, I do agree re tattoos, it is a bit disconcerting to see a lovely woman with a tattoo..what were they thinking by maring themselves like that. It seems like a form of self-destruction..an omen to stay away from them.There is a girl at Studio Alicia with several tattoos ( and I dont mean little flowers on the ankle), what a trun-off for me.There was another girl at Studio Alicia with some sort of tongue piercing..not especially suited for BJ'S.I rarely go there anymore, except to ask if there is anyone new.

If you notice what male group is known for having tattoos maybe it is not a co-incidence.These piercing and tattoos are not sanitary.
As far as, how to avoid getting these girls, I suppose asking the hostess in advance if you are a 'regular'. You are the customer, and hence they should comply with your wishes. best of luck, JohnD

 

[theone78]

mr mellonhead, you're telling me that marie eve was disgusting to look at because she had a tattoo on her lower back waist area and a small tattoo of a dove on her shoulder. give me a braek, i've seen more disgusting women that you guys rate a 7/10 sometimes, or even older womem with wrinkles or a lot of make-up to hide their age. Now marie is actually a friend of mine, so i find it hard to swallow, but yes there are some girls that look hideous but don't exagerate. go see camille on 376 st joseph and tell me you don't like to see her naked although she has a tatoo.

 

[Owen]

I agree with my neighbour and fellow hobbyist, Mr. Mellonhead, I do not like girls with tattoos, in general, when I see them on the street, even if they are not SPs, because it shows a lack of respect for their body, and, for the most part, a classy, educated, society leader would not have a tattoo (tell me how many CEOs have a tattoo? How come, if tattoos are so great, that many retailers like Wal-Mart and The Bay, and every airline, have very clear rules that those with tattoos must keep them COVERED while working. Do what you like at home --- be a tri-sexual crack-smoking Raelian, just don't rub my nose in it on the street.

On the same note, since Marie-Eve always covered up her tattoos, they were not obvious unless one was pulling up her blouse and playing with her tennis balls, and since she was always sweet and caring and gave an awesome anal massage, I looked past the tattoos and took in the ecstasy of the release offered by her tiny little fingers and the look of awe in her schoolgirl eyes as Mount Vesuvius erupted.

Since you are her friend, what is she doing now? Can a veteran hobbyist and former regular client (at Celeste, Energie, and Au Naturel) make an appointment via e-mail?

 

[Ramsgate]

this is, seriously, the stupidest thing i've ever heard. Seriously.

 

[Kami y]

I agree with Ducky...joual talkers symbolize low-class "grunts".
Inevitably they would have tattoos, and possibly even want to smoke before/after the appointment/session. If their prices were to go down in order to reflect their less-than-stellar appearance/presentation, that would be one thing...but to charge the same rates sometimes as classier girls, they have a great deal of nerve.

There may be a market in Hochelaga-Maisonneuve, Tetreaultville, and the Pointe for such trashers...not for me. People have talked about how great Audrey was at Dr. Tran's -- maybe they are discussing another Audrey, but I had a girl there once by that name and she had a raspy smoker's voice, tanning booth skin, and smelled of cigarettes...what a waste of money.

 

[LindZ]

Dunderhead
about Marie Eve
Sorry bro, she is no longer in the hobby since the bust at au naturel. Court procedures are long and if she's ever caught in that again big fine plus jail. if there's ever a message yuo want to give her email me and i'll relay the message and then she'll be the judge if she wants to communicate back with you.