cycleunelphew
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<div class="bbWrapper">A first standard teacher was having trouble with one of her students. <br />
The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" <br />
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first standard. My sister is in the third standard and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third standard too!<br />
“The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. <br />
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first standard and behave. <br />
The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agrees to take the test. <br />
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Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" <br />
Harry: "9". <br />
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Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" <br />
Harry: "36". <br />
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And so it went with every question the principal thought a third standard should know. <br />
The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third standard." <br />
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The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" <br />
The principal and Harry both agree. <br />
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The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" <br />
Harry, "Legs." <br />
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Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" <br />
The principal wondered, why she asks such a question! <br />
Harry "Pockets." <br />
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Now no reactions or special face symbols on Harry's face. He was so cool! <br />
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Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? <br />
Harry: Coconut. <br />
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The principal's eyes open really wide, Harry was taking charge. <br />
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Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? <br />
Harry: Bubblegum <br />
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Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog on three legs? <br />
Harry: Shake hands <br />
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Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, answer me. <br />
Harry: Yep. <br />
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Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do? <br />
Harry: tent <br />
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Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. <br />
Principal was looking restless and bit tensed. <br />
Harry: wedding ring <br />
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Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. <br />
Harry: nose <br />
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Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. <br />
Harry: arrow <br />
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The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth standard, I missed the last ten questions myself."</div>