Tech Jargon

[In a silent way]

• NEW Different color from previous design
• ALL NEW Parts not interchangeable with previous design
• EXCLUSIVE Imported product
• UNMATCHED Almost as good as the competition
• DESIGNED SIMPLICITY Manufacturer's cost cut to the bone
• FOOLPROOF OPERATION No provision for adjustments
• ADVANCED DESIGN The advertising agency doesn't understand it
• IT'S HERE AT LAST! Rush job; Nobody knew it was coming
• FIELD-TESTED Manufacturer lacks test equipment
• HIGH ACCURACY Unit on which all parts fit
• DIRECT SALES ONLY Factory had big argument with distributor
• YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT We finally got one that works
• REVOLUTIONARY It's different from our competitors
• BREAKTHROUGH We finally figured out a way to sell it
• FUTURISTIC No other reason why it looks the way it does
• DISTINCTIVE A different shape and color than the others
• MAINTENANCE-FREE Impossible to fix
• RE-DESIGNED Previous faults corrected, we hope...
• HAND-CRAFTED Assembly machines operated without gloves
• PERFORMANCE PROVEN Will operate through the warranty period
• MEETS ALL STANDARDS Ours, not yours
• ALL SOLID-STATE Heavy as Hell!
• BROADCAST QUALITY Gives a picture and produces noise
• HIGH RELIABILITY We made it work long enough to ship it
• SMPTE BUS COMPATIBLE When completed, will be shipped by Greyhound
• NEW GENERATION Old design failed, maybe this one will work
• MIL-SPEC COMPONENTS We got a good deal at a government auction
• CUSTOMER SERVICE ACROSS THE COUNTRY You can return it from most airports
• UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE Nothing we ever had before worked THIS way
• BUILT TO PRECISION TOLERANCES We finally got it to fit together
• SATISFACTION GUARANTEED Manufacturer's, upon cashing your check
• MICROPROCESSOR CONTROLLED Does things we can't explain
• AEROSPACE TECHNOLOGY One of our techs was laid off by Boeing

Safin is probably gonna delete this...but well you might as well know what he means by what in the announcements section :rofl:

 

[Bananaz!!]

my god :ashamed:


^^ that's :ashamed:


time to ban xto for revealing our trade secrets :devil2:

 

[Jason B.]

lmao.. thats sales/marketing jargon :lmao:

 

[frankiegrease d]

so the cat's out of the bag ? :lmao:

 

[Russian is Me]

^ho ho.... Hell Yeah! hyeah: