Technical Skills

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Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind and the right answer at right time. Even if u don't know the
answer for a question just confuse the questioner.

Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry they are IAS
Officers now.

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking
it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

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Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one
really difficult question.

Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a
while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me
this. "What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the
correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and
said, "It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked, "Sorry sir, you promised me that you
will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

He was selected for IIM!

"Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is
the master of simplicity."

 

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Really Nice Ones ... and its Real I Hope !

Actually this sought of thing happened to my cousin when he was being interviewed for an admission to NDA ! The question was Really very insulting and strange but my cousins presence of mind saved Him the Humiliation !

Q : Mr. ....... do you Know that ur Mother is a Prostitute ?

A: To This my brother replied : Yes sir she is , but my Father is her Only Customer ! He was Given a standing ovation and was selected for the NDA !

BUT if it would have been me , I Know i wud Have Loosen my Temper and wud Have given a Nice Punch to the Interviewer ! hyeah: Prensence of Mind is everything Peple !