Telephone solicitors!

[nmccune73]

So the dude with a real thick indian accent calls me:

"May speak with Mr. Cycleguy?" (Pronouncing my name incorrectly...)
So I correct his pronunciation and he says
"This is Mike (ya right!) calling from such and such duct cleaning services"
I roll my eye's thinking WTF good is it to be ON a do not call list, if I'm still getting these BS calls!!! :grrrrrr:
So he goes into a shpeal and I interrupt him saying"
"Thank you, but I don't need my dick sucked! My wife and her girlfriends do a very nice job of that thank you very much!" :great: :love:

Complete silence at the other end of the phone... I hang up...

I wonder how the rest of his night is going!

 

[Nat2036]

Ten bucks says he's still on the phone trying to find somebody else to suck into duct cleaning ... or clean up on dick sucking or . . .

 

[Dylan Calvert]

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CG, did you really say that :shock:

 

[smartk99]

Always tell the truth on the phone! What if he asked for a photo? :

 

[Jennifer C]

I always get a laugh when someone calls offering sales on doors/windows. My reply is that the house came with doors and windows. Always throws them off.

Those calls with some young woman asking if I have anything to donate to charity. I always say 10cc of Canada's finest spermola.

When a dickhead calls, I blow my fox40 whistle in their ears! Bastids!

 

[God eats babies]

Yes... I really said that, and Mrs. CG was standing right there! LOL!



Hard to send a pic over a conventional phone... :???:

 

[mom-to-be]

Just start blaring loud AC/DC music into the phone.

Works every time

 

[jd spoonworthy]

Answer the phone, and then say wait a minute, and leave the phone unhooked!

 

[Pompal 09.]

I like the AC/DC idea. I usually say "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?" repeatedly...
or "Do you want my goodies? Why don't you want my goodies? Are you..."

 

[little.miss.shopaholic]

What was the question again I can't focus thanks to Amy's gif!!!

 

[Its hard living off rice]

Hahaha that's Vida Guerra being her naughty lil self