That Little Bastard

[delsydebothom]

A young man just got a new job as a ventriloquist. He was to do a comedy act at a local bar. With a dummy sitting on his lap the young man started his act. He started telling the audience dumb blonde jokes.

In the middle of a sentence a blonde stood up and hollered, "It's people like YOU who discriminate against people like me! Does the colour of one's hair prove anything? Does it correlate with my IQ? What makes you think that you can stereotype women like that anyways?

You are keeping me Reviewom being respected at work and in the community and Reviewom reaching their full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general ...and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize when the blonde yells "Stay out of this! It's that little bastard on your knee that I'm talking to!"