The Aethist !!!

[milton b]

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said
to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in
the bushes behind him. He turned to look.

He saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up
the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in
on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped
and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear
right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his
right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..."

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky:

"You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist,
and even credit creation to a cosmic accident.

Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count on you
as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me
to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you
make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed
his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from
thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

:devil::devil::devil: xXx :devil::devil::devil:

 

[Pompal 09.]

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he is served :rofl:

 

[Sulfuric]

Owned nd served! :

 

[vdltqsgs]

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