This is the only joke I can ever rememeber so don't laugh at me if its incredibly retarded, try to laugh at the punchline.
So of course there is a bar.... it was on the 31st floor of a hotel or something.
Man walks in and sits on a stool next to some guy who looked rather drunk and docile.
The drunk man downs a shot , gets up, RUNS across the room and JUMPS out of the window!
Everyone runs to the window and watches him fall all the way down until he STOPS and
floats three feet above the ground
The drunk comes back up the elevator and the other man asks
HOW in the WORLD did you do that ???
The drunk says
"Well, ya see... when you take a shot of tequila, mixed with the adrenaline from falling, it makes you float above the ground."
The other man says "I gotta try this"
So he grabs a shot of tequila, RUNS across the room and JUMPS out the window!
He falls and falls and falls until, SPLAT!!!
Flattens all over the pavement.
Bartender looks at the drunk and says
"Geez Superman, you're mean when you drink."
So of course there is a bar.... it was on the 31st floor of a hotel or something.
Man walks in and sits on a stool next to some guy who looked rather drunk and docile.
The drunk man downs a shot , gets up, RUNS across the room and JUMPS out of the window!
Everyone runs to the window and watches him fall all the way down until he STOPS and
floats three feet above the ground
The drunk comes back up the elevator and the other man asks
HOW in the WORLD did you do that ???
The drunk says
"Well, ya see... when you take a shot of tequila, mixed with the adrenaline from falling, it makes you float above the ground."
The other man says "I gotta try this"
So he grabs a shot of tequila, RUNS across the room and JUMPS out the window!
He falls and falls and falls until, SPLAT!!!
Flattens all over the pavement.
Bartender looks at the drunk and says
"Geez Superman, you're mean when you drink."