The best chicken joke ever!

[Pompal 09.]

I laughed...out loud. =)

 

[AdmiplepRaida]

Nice joke...... :clap​

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[I Love Emergency Medicine]

that just ain't right....

p.s. Originalash, your sig is still funnier than any damn joke i've seen in here :

 

[cynica]

Q:Why did the dead baby cross the road?


A: It was stapled to the chicken.

That is. ​

 

[Blondie.]

nice joke............

 

[Anni Apple...]

That was one of the better jokes this forum has seen. For those who cannot understand subtlety I will try and explain it:

First of all they are lying in bed, there are only a limited amount of things a bed is used for, pick the one that comes to mind either before sleep or the second one after sleep.

Then consider the chicken with the satisfied smile, obviously enjoyed the experience. But the egg meanwhile does not look at all happy, as though they feel let-down.

And now consider the implication of what CAME first?

If you still don't get it then you are either very innocent or very intellectually challenged.

 

[jimbot]

lol, nice one!

 

[Natbfunky]

Lawl.

:sly:
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[Pompal 09.]

I was getting more depressed as I read it, but I did break a smile at the end..

 

[Some One]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,

"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

lmfao: