The birds and the bees

[fefelir]

The little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born? Dad responds:

Ah,my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on AOL.

Then I setup a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a fire wall, and it was too late to hit the delete button.

Ninemonths later a blessed little popup appeared and said: You've got male!

 

[I Haz A Bucket #4 6/27/10]