A fiftyish woman comes into the bedroom, strips off, looks in the mirror, cupping her breasts and starts to bounce up and down on the bed, squealing with delight.
Her farmer husband hears the commotion, drops his sheep and runs up the stairs.
He watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. Yipee!! I've just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the perfect breasts of an 18 year-old."
"Oh yeh, and what did he say about your useless 56 year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied
Her farmer husband hears the commotion, drops his sheep and runs up the stairs.
He watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. Yipee!! I've just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the perfect breasts of an 18 year-old."
"Oh yeh, and what did he say about your useless 56 year old ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied