The Church Lady

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The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and
Taught Sunday School every week.

One Sunday an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in
The pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman
She was. While they were taking up the collection,
The man leaned forward and said, "Hey, how about you and I
Having dinner on Tuesday?"

"Why yes, that would be nice", the lady responded. Well, the
Gentleman couldn't believe his luck.

On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest
Restaurant in that part of South Carolina . When they sat
Down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested, "Would
You like a cocktail before dinner?"

"Oh, no," said the fine example of southern womanhood,
"What ever would I tell my Sunday School class?"

Well, the gentleman was set back a bit, so he didn't say
Much until mpter dinner, when he pulled out a pack of
Cigarettes and asked, "Would you like a smoke?"

"Oh my goodness no," said the woman. "I couldn't face my
Sunday School class if I did!"

Well, the man felt pretty low mpter that, so they left, got
In his car and as he was driving the lady home, they passed
The local Holiday Inn. He'd been morally rebuffed twice
Already,
So he figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured forth
With, "Ahhh .. Mmmm how would you like to stop at this
Motel?"

"Sure, that would be nice," she said in anticipation.

The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast
U-turn right then and there, and drove back to the motel and
Checked in.

The next morning, mpter a wild and passionate night of the
Most incredible love making imaginable, the gentleman awoke
First. He looked at the lovely Dixie darling lying there in
The bed and with remorse thought, "What the hell have I
Done?
He shook her awake and pleaded, "I've got to ask you one
Thing, what ever are you going to tell your Sunday School
Class?"

The lady said, "The same thing I always tell them,

"You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time.."