The contestants

[Cahir]

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a little stroll in town
one mpternoon enjoying the sunshine. As they walked, they
come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful
woman in the world."

"I am entering!" said Snow White.

mpter half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well,
how'd ya do?" "I won First Place !," said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see another sign: "Contest
for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.

mpter half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did
you make out?"
"I won First Place too," answers Superman.. "Did you ever have a doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a third sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

Pinocchio quickly enters the contest. mpter half an hour he returns
with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Dalton McGuinty?" asked Pinocchio.

 

[Happy Turtles]

Good one Meg. LMAO.

 

[mo0ink]

cute Meg !!-we could start adding other politicians names to this but i don,t think this site has that much bandwidth !!