The Contortionist - Session# 6

[sanjit_life]

Definition: Contortionist - n.performer who contorts his or her body to entertain

So what is the term used to describe a contortionist who entertains
themselves?

Which brings reason to the popular joke:
Why to dogs lick their balls? Because they can!!!

I almost forgot about this session in which myself, and another mpa
did together. Although remarkable, the session had slipped my mind
possibly because at one point in my youth, I would have considered
myself a semi-contortionist. Having always been extremely flexible,
more so in my teens, it never really struck me as an unbelievable feat.
I think I assumed that most people were really flexible. And I always
felt women to be more flexible than men. And we have all seen
Cirque de Soliel, and the great flexibility the entertainers of both genders
perform, but the flexibility I witnessed in this duo session were the
first of it's kind I had ever seen.

The session was as normal as can be, as far as sessions generally go.
Conversation flowed, mpa's teased and danced the bi-sexual rhythm,
and, as I personally have always found duo's to be, the most fun you
can have at work.

Although tall and lanky, nothing in this client's looks or demanor indicated to
me that he would pull the stunt he was about to pull. Because the offer
for him to contort himself came right out the blue, towards the grand finale
of the session, we both had the attitude of, "Yeah, okay, let's see you
do it!". My partner was more skepticle than I, and to my suprise,
encouraging him to "take it all".

After positioning himself properly, a way in which I guess he knows all too
well, he proceeded to give himself a BBBJ. So well infact, I wondered
why he was even here. LOL. Given that, as Rusty would put it, "He did
have a world class package",which I'm sure made it all the more easier.
Similar I guess, to fitting a woman's drooping D cups into her own mouth, than a barely A cup woman's in her's.
His "package" measured, in my estimation, about 9". Then I wondered
if 2" of that size was added on just from all the BBBJing he does to himself.
So of course, I made a mental note to ask him just how often he does
this, out of sheer curiosity.

This BBBJ went on for the next 5 minutes or so and I think that I
had already guessed he was not going to finish it. If you know what
I mean. He just did not strike me as someone that would. Even though
Freak Session #1 totally caught be off guard, so you never know,
but I felt that he was not headed in that direction. Which was totally cool with me, even though my partner had got the opposite feeling, and
was cheering him on to swallow. I immediately gave her the "evil eye",
my way of telling a duo partner to cease and desist. LOL. Sometimes
in a duo, one mpa is comfortable, the other is not, and vice versa. I've
been comfortable sometimes and my partner is not. This usually only
happens when I'm with a new duo partner and not a regular duo mpa.
You guys know what I mean.

So no, he did not consume himself at the end, and was content with
us taking over the finale. He seemed to be excited to perform this
infront of people who had never seen it done. And I found that while
everybody was cleaning up, that it was a good time to ask him
my burning curiosity questions.

How often did he do this?
Once a week

Did he find he did it better than say, a SO would do it?
No

More conveinent?
Yes
And less risky I guess than different partners?
Yes, although not a big deal to him as far as risk factors

When did you first try this?
It took a while to increase his flexiblity, due to a sport he was in as
a teenager, and he found he became extremely flexible, and as more
of an experimental thing, he just kept trying to go lower and lower.
He remembered trying this in front of a girlfriend who loved the idea
and had no problems incorporating this into their sexual life. He soon grew
fond to the idea of showing women his talent, but to his dismay, he never
found any other SO's interested in participating. He also said that he
usually does not do this with his other MP sessions, but since we both
did not mind too much, he would do it in front of us. Although he does
enjoy it, he said he is sometimes embarassed about it, unsure of the
reaction he will get. That's why he asked us, very polietly, if he could
show us.

So guys, what do you think about this? How many men would do this
if they could? How many men would never dream of even thinking it?
Is this digusting, or is it "all the power to him"?

 

[hepmom]

I tried when I was 13. It all began when I found one of The Garyboy's Art Films, "Sins Of The Wealthy". I kept thinking how cool it would feel if a lady sucked on my penis just like the lady in the Art Film was sucking on the guys penis. At that point I figured why not try and suck my own. Unfortunatley I wasn't able to do the deed, but at least I tried.

Any guy that says he's never tried is lying. It's just human nature.

RS, glad that you were treated to a world class package.

For installment 7 of your series can it be about a massageplanet.net member who threatens you with a bad review if you don't give him a super high mileage sliding session?

Thanks a bunch.

 

[Crystal M]

I remember RON JEREMY could actually pull this stunt off too!

... back in the 80's of course. when he didn't weigh about 1000 lbs... LOL

At the time, I recall being horrified, but 20 years and one divorce later I have a much better sense of humor about things than I used to.

... now as an MPA I'd probably be cheering your client on as well

 

[PeaceLoveHope <3]

I don't find it disgusting Red, its the ultimate definition of safe sex, especially if you can take your teeth out

Personally, I'd do better going the "A" cups.

 

[smeaty3]

Do you take notes when guys aren't looking?

 

[bria]

I think most men probably fall into one of 2 categories.....

1)guys who wish they could do it
2)guys who can

I'll bet some hermits and shut in can do this..... why else would they lock themselves away? Heck if I could do it I think I'd have lockjaw!

 

[Pat G]

Lets face it: The more "world class" your package is, the easier the stunt.
So regrettably I don't give it much thought. Guess I'll have to stick to cunning stunts.

 

[HannahTheSwearBear]

I guess seeing a woman perform this feat on herself would
be the most unbelievable act ever. Could this be possible?
Anyone ever hear about it being done?
I think I'd pay to witness that one!

 

[Beer and TV Olympian]

It may've been an episode of Sin City in a sex show, where the EE lady's long tongue was licking herself. Not sure if she found her G!

Words around the Yoga circle, a good warm-up for things to come ...

 

[musicismyhottsexx]

Your imagination is priceless Goodtime! The cunnilingus self applique
yoga class. How booked would that class be! Imagine that class
in one of those fitness studio's with the observation glass all around!
30+ class size, women with their legs wrapped around their head with
tongues straining to reach their little man in the canoe! Ha Ha. LOL.
I better stop, I'm getting a permanent grin writing this!

 

[brad p]

Although I've often wished that I could accomplish this deed, unfortunately I've never been quite that flexible. However, in my younger days I could lift my legs over my head and get my member directly over my face, then masturbate into my mouth. As I've gotten older, I now need to prop myself up against a wall to do this. It actually works better as I can walk my shoulders right into the wall and get myself parallel with it so that my c*** is directly over my face. I've performed this for a handful of MPs over the years and for the most part it has been a great turn on for both them and myself.

 

[Danny]

It's Kama Yoga. Instructor Master "G"-oodtime Sutra will teach you how to fly thru the air during Orgasm. My next book - Lick's, the secret to unlocking your inner self.

Stem from watching a foreign gameshows in the MP waiting room.

The show had 3 gymnast competing how far they can bend. 2 girls were able to drop their head between their feet, just next to the female organ of life. One MPA wondered if a girl can self-serve DATY...I smiled and remarked, why go thru the trouble, when GT is here
Note: such service not offered @ GT's fav MP.

The more important question is how many can touch their "G" with their tongue? You know the all-elusive soft spongy spot that many look for but only few will find...like searching for the Big foot. You wonder if it may be urban legend...

 

[StiniuttyTat]

It's not an urban legend.

Best times/conditions for a g-spot hit:
(in some woman's/professionals opinions)

A comfortable environment for the gal (not MP)
A super relaxing, uncomplicating day
A partner you trust and know well
A open mind and a release of your inhibitions
A talented lover who is patient
A lover who does not take it personally if at first you fail
An understanding by both parties of the female organs/g-spot locations
An understanding of "no pressure by both parties"
The desire to try, explore and enjoy new possibilities for success
An understanding that not every woman may achieve this conclusion
A look at some of the great books available for success in this area
An understanding by the male that some women can accomplish
this success without any of the above. The lucky women in my book!