A convict brakes into a house, Ties up the husband and his wife. He jumps on the wife and kiss's her ear, Then runs to the bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife "satisfy him or he will kill us! I saw the way he kissed you, Just be strong. I love you!" The wife replies "He didnt kiss me, He whispered in my ear he's gay horny and cant find the Vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. Lets see whos fucking strong now!"