The Cookoo Clock

[Sahara Khia]

The Cuckoo Clock

One night, a wife was invited out for a night with "the girls." She told her husband that she would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home.

Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing that her husband would probably wake up, she started to cuckoo another 9 times.


She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed/drunk), in order to escape a possible conflict with her husband.





The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, and she told him "Midnight". He didn't seem upset at all.

Whew! She was relived, and thought "Got away with that one! "


Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When she asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh s**t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."



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