The "disappearing" act

[Gabriela Iris]

Apologies if this has been touched on before, but I'd like both mp.nets and WGs views on this.

Some punts are lovely - you goin, talk, do the paperwork, kiss, start undressing together etc and then do all the stuff you've planned and discussed.

Some punts are also good - you go in, talk/paperwork, get shown to the room and the lady then pops off to put the money away and returns. Nice

But then there are the other punts - I'm sure we've all experienced them.The ones where you are shown into the room, do the paperwork and she says "just get undressed and I'll be back in a sec". And that second goes on and on and on. The worse I had was 15 mins.

As a mp.net its a) embarrassing sitting in a room naked waiting; b) often a bit cold c) a real dampener of ardour and d) annoying.

So my questions are - why/where/what to they go and do. I know some girls unfortuntley use lube (you can always tell) and go and do this but that can't take 10 or 15 mins. Sometimes it feels like its a way of putting them in the driving seat - understandable I suppose but not much fun

 

[akaMaryn]

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I so know what you mean and look forward to the girls replies.

 

[BB(Inspectah Deck Stan)]

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I've had that before, its not good just on the bed waiting a bit cold, don't go back to places where that has happened.

 

[im a loser]

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Probably pop off to finish their magazine article they was reading LOL

 

[rabcnesbit]

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I like a girl to stay in the room and help me "get ready" not every time but just sometimes depends if they will do it and if im in the mood.

 

[runescape person]

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You would know, I suppose!

It has happened to me on occasions as well. Nowadays, though, I male a point of getting out my phone and visibly starting the timer when she comes back - effectively making the point that I expect the time to start Reviewom then!

 

[Breakfast Clubber 4.0]

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I'd love the feedback Reviewom the SPs on this.
I don't believe you can.

 

[TMOM]

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Not really as I'm an agency not a parlour and my bunnies are good fluffy bunnies or they don't get fed their carrotts

 

[agedownunder]

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Hmmm...seems you have an answer for most things Bunny!

 

[Miss. Weasley]

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Well its hard to say - I seen it where it's obvious, but maybe there have been occasions where I've beleived I've caused the wetness and its actually come out of a tube.

You can tell if you go down though - the smell/taste gives it away

 

[LALA13]

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I never take my clothes off anymore until the lady comes back, was bitten once pretty bad & won't make the same mistake twice.

How long does it take to get naked when they return - superman comes to mind

 

[Bragger S]

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cant really answer the above as i dont leave the room i stay with the guy Reviewom the min he arrives until he leaves

 

[scooter]

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Good on yer.

I think that is how it should be.

 

[Araz]

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You mean he has to come by himself

 

[Violet]

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[prennk]

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Only prob had this occur once when it was to get some glasses for the wine I'd brought . I was expecting them to be hot as pressumed she had just hand blown the glaases herself in her glass production line!!!

I only see Indies or Agency girls in Apartments. I always put the money in an envelope, that has a window in it ,& put it on the cabinet or on somewhere in the room . Its on some occasions a girl will go off with it ( I guess to put it away safe) , this happens more in London. The last 5/6 occasions up here in Manc -- post the punt -- I have asked the girls to open the envelope & to please check it ( I obviously have an honest face) So I dont get the disappearing act at all

Red Jag

 

[eastglam]

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*is intruiged what paper work is referred to in the original post?!

 

[CaliBlondi7]

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Well I work in parlours and indie, when in the parlours I can get really busy, sometimes clients may be a little late - the receptionist may have booked appointments close together. Sometimes you may have arrived at the moment someone has left - it can happen to me 3 or 4 times a day.

The receptionist will show the client to the room, I'll pop my head in and say - give me a few minutes to sort my bits out. And thats what I do - sort my bits out. Maybe I'll have a swift drink, if its a mouthful of cold coffee I'll brush my teeth or mouthwash (nobody appreciates teacher breath), pop to the loo - wash my bits (even if I've just showered in the room) moisturise my face (especially the chin area which can become quite red and dry due to snogging stubbly men) wipe the streaks of black eyeliner and mascara Reviewom under my eyes (deepthroat really makes your eyes water) re-apply neat eye make up. Never use lube except for A or reverse A (if you're lucky slaveboys) Quickly check if any urgent texts/mails...BREATHE... grab my necessary implements for the next booking and - IN.

So that's the kind of thing some of us do while you're waiting!!!

Holly
xxx

 

[Logan R]

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Fascinating... Never thought about it like that.

Does it take time to compose yourself Holly?

 

[curouis]

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I am a indie and i never leave the bedroom for no more than 1 to 2 minutes to hide the money somewhere safe or i went to make a Reviewesh mug of tea or coffee.. hates to keep my guy waiting for too long -w-