an amish father and his son are visiting a mall for the first time
they see quite a fat woman go into an elevator and watch in astonishment as the little numbers above it start counting up.
once it reaches the top they become even more amazed as the numbers start counting downwards.
it reaches the floor and out walks a drop dead gorgeous, model type woman
the father, after a few seconds, recovers and says to his son
"boy, go get your mother".