Well as I was “called out” during a reply to another thread, just yesterday. I thought I would come on here and post a review. I figure it’s time; I’ve enjoyed numerous posts by my fellow eforum.xxxites, and feel it’s time to give something back. I’ve especially enjoyed the entire “Melia Lawson” saga on the escort review. I was thinking of visiting Melia, but now. I’m going to hold off.
Annnnyyywaaaaay, not wanting to get pulled into that entire BS. Here’s my review.
Her name is Mya, her place of Business THE GOLDEN MOON.
I thought it would be fitting to actually recount my first ever visit, and my first ever experience with an amp.
I was with a friend, we had just finished dinner, had quite a bit of booze sauce in me, and we were talking amps/mps out of Toronto and Montreal. It’s at this point; my buddy says I know about an amp just a few blocks from here. I reply “bullshit”.
Within a few mins, we’re inside the golden moon, talking to David. We both agree to an upfront price of .7 for ½ hr with HJ release. Apparently my friend has been ripped off in the past, and likes to negotiate up-front.
So I’m in the room, lying down after a fresh shower – nervous as hell. Freaking out, thinking the cops are gonna bust down the door at any moment. A few mins later the cutest little Asian walks in, wearing only a black lace baby-doll nightie. I start thinking YES YES, this is awesome. We’re talking very casually; I’m a little shy at first, as I’m naked. She’s complimenting me on my few tattoos. (As they are Chinese) – although I am a white guy.
After now having numerous massages, I now know here massage skills weren’t the greatest. Although at the time, they were good enough. So finally the flip comes. I’m half-hard, still a little bit nervous. She lets her top fall to the floor, and I’m thinking holy shit, this girl is HOT. Like really hot. And I can’t believe this is all going down. So she’s kind-of ooohing and awing at little Lionel. She’s got both hands on. Really milking the cow. Now I wouldn’t say I’m huge, but I’m above average in between 7.5&8” depending on the day. So..after a few mins, I ask.. Well how much would FS be? – She’ says $.5, so I think for about ½ a millisecond and then say, can I have Fs? She starts laughing and basically says, you should have told me that first, as she now has to wash her hands and wash my cank.
She does, and then slips on the hat, and proceeds to a cbj, which was alright. I’m not much of bj person, as it would literally take her 45mins to finish me off, with even a bbj. So she’s playing with my nipples. Giving the cbj, I’m rubbing her satin-skinned-ass, and then she turns and looks me in the eyes, and says “are you ready for me”. I reply “are you ready for me” lol.
She climbs on, for some cg, we then go into mish. And after some good pounding and some moans from her. I finish off, she brings me some water, and I shower. I walk out; my friend is having some tea, and bs’ing with David.
We then leave the establishment and I proceed to call every one of my friends, of whom I can trust, and share this info.
My next visit was some 3 months later; again, I went with Mya. She was to become my favorite for a while, until I learned that there was a plethora of amps throughout Vancouver.
Although I haven’t been back to “the moon” in quite some time, it is definitely worth visiting, I like their service, I like their décor. Although the location is really sketchy, unless it’s like 11-1130pm, in which you can just strut right in.
And there you have it, my first review – look for plenty more to come.
Annnnyyywaaaaay, not wanting to get pulled into that entire BS. Here’s my review.
Her name is Mya, her place of Business THE GOLDEN MOON.
I thought it would be fitting to actually recount my first ever visit, and my first ever experience with an amp.
I was with a friend, we had just finished dinner, had quite a bit of booze sauce in me, and we were talking amps/mps out of Toronto and Montreal. It’s at this point; my buddy says I know about an amp just a few blocks from here. I reply “bullshit”.
Within a few mins, we’re inside the golden moon, talking to David. We both agree to an upfront price of .7 for ½ hr with HJ release. Apparently my friend has been ripped off in the past, and likes to negotiate up-front.
So I’m in the room, lying down after a fresh shower – nervous as hell. Freaking out, thinking the cops are gonna bust down the door at any moment. A few mins later the cutest little Asian walks in, wearing only a black lace baby-doll nightie. I start thinking YES YES, this is awesome. We’re talking very casually; I’m a little shy at first, as I’m naked. She’s complimenting me on my few tattoos. (As they are Chinese) – although I am a white guy.
After now having numerous massages, I now know here massage skills weren’t the greatest. Although at the time, they were good enough. So finally the flip comes. I’m half-hard, still a little bit nervous. She lets her top fall to the floor, and I’m thinking holy shit, this girl is HOT. Like really hot. And I can’t believe this is all going down. So she’s kind-of ooohing and awing at little Lionel. She’s got both hands on. Really milking the cow. Now I wouldn’t say I’m huge, but I’m above average in between 7.5&8” depending on the day. So..after a few mins, I ask.. Well how much would FS be? – She’ says $.5, so I think for about ½ a millisecond and then say, can I have Fs? She starts laughing and basically says, you should have told me that first, as she now has to wash her hands and wash my cank.
She does, and then slips on the hat, and proceeds to a cbj, which was alright. I’m not much of bj person, as it would literally take her 45mins to finish me off, with even a bbj. So she’s playing with my nipples. Giving the cbj, I’m rubbing her satin-skinned-ass, and then she turns and looks me in the eyes, and says “are you ready for me”. I reply “are you ready for me” lol.
She climbs on, for some cg, we then go into mish. And after some good pounding and some moans from her. I finish off, she brings me some water, and I shower. I walk out; my friend is having some tea, and bs’ing with David.
We then leave the establishment and I proceed to call every one of my friends, of whom I can trust, and share this info.
My next visit was some 3 months later; again, I went with Mya. She was to become my favorite for a while, until I learned that there was a plethora of amps throughout Vancouver.
Although I haven’t been back to “the moon” in quite some time, it is definitely worth visiting, I like their service, I like their décor. Although the location is really sketchy, unless it’s like 11-1130pm, in which you can just strut right in.
And there you have it, my first review – look for plenty more to come.