The Halloween Party

[Kentissewep]

A young couple was invited to a masked Halloween Party down at the local tavern. The wife got a terrible headache just before the party and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.

So the husband took his costume and went to the party afterall. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.

Since her husband did not know what her costume looked like, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband, to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband messing around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice looking girl he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him, and being rather seductive herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to this new girl that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to her car and had a little romp. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had.

He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

"Did you dance much?", she asked.

"I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Williams and some other guys, so we went into the lounge and shot pool all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to..."

 

[foyrwnmg]

ROFL.....I've heard this one before, but hubby loaned the costume to his father-in-law!!!

 

[skywise012000]

Of course, that would explain why husband had sex in his wifes car without realising whose it was.
It just shows how straight us guys are and how suspicious you girls can be!!!