The Harley and The Lord

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[Beau.Gus]

LMAOOO that was funny ! thanks :woot ! Lizard

 

[Pompal 09.]

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly

the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant

you one wish.



The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over

anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the

enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required

reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!

It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is

hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more

time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."



The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish

that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels

inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she

cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a

Woman truly happy." The Lord replied,



"Do you want 2 lanes or 4 Lanes on that bridge?"