the importance of first impressions...

[Old Kid]

you know, i have no clue where to post this.. is it ethics? website help? business? off table topics?

i came across this site while searching through some other things and thought this is a good lesson. a lesson in simplicity. her shifty eyes are freaking me out...

massageandgifts[dot]com




***Edited by Talenyn to make the link inactive***

 

[Cladia BAbii :)]

Wow.....definitely too much information to take in all at once! :shock:

 

[Mushu]

her eyes will follow your cursor as you move it around the screen, and they change from blue to brown!! t017

Definitely waaaay too much info! :yikes:

 

[K M]

OMG That is way to much. Did I see Beavis on there or was I hallucinating that?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Why does she wiggle her eyebrows... and is it me, or does she have a lisp?
How strange!

 

[storys of are champion]

That is just plain weird... yikes.

 

[Humm4it]

maybe this is a brilliant marketing venture for them - it gives me a headache.

i just can't wrap my head around my company eforum.xxx line being:
"mind blowing massage" :shock:

thank heavens the volume bar is blocking her cleavage.

 

[Down]

One of weirdest websites I've ever been too. :shock:

Jason

 

[dani girl]

OMG That is way to much. Did I see Beavis on there or was I hallucinating that?

There is nothing relaxing about Beavis and Butthead. WTF??!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Beavis was there with a relaxing massage description. ??????

 

[Katrina :D]

You know, this site makes me not as afraid to make my own website, because there is no way that I could do something this... bad? Bad seems too harsh. Maybe distracting?

Did you guys see the site is owned by *edited to remove site name* ?
One of their specials is

Hot Deals: Get the Mind Blowing ULTIMATE 100% all American Therapists...

Try the ULTIMATE, OR THE 120-Minute SUPER ULTIMATE, But try something. Our Cheapest Massage is better than other peoples Best! You just have to try it! Our massages are best experienced in person. Our websites do a great job of presenting, but the true experience is receiving. We want to see you. Sit back, Relax… Email us or call us to Set your appointment and Experience……….

Our therapists may have to travel and/or are in another part of town. They may need to take a shower and be clean and fresh for your appointment.

 

[Belly Jeans]

Oh okay...that explains it.

 

[zellparis]

ugh!
:?

 

[jenna - TBraaays fan!xo]

In that case -- could the OP please make the link inactive? We don't want to be driving up their Google page rank for them.

 

[Molly Smith]

In that case -- could the OP please make the link inactive? We don't want to be driving up their Google page rank for them.

i removed the site name from my response

 

[AmyV]

Wow, moose goose! I can't believe you could stay there long enough to read all that. :
Thanks for doing it though, otherwise I wouldn't have found this great line:

"Our massages are best experienced in person"
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I think I may have to use that in my advertising...NOT!

 

[doug0102]

Did you see that one of the services they offer is website design? :shock:
Only $300 plus "some processing fees". Call today!

 

["This Guy"]

OMG! Beavis was on there! No, not a very relaxing image....yeah, I think I have a headache now, too.

 

[mickiinpodunk]

Normally I would feel bad about picking on a website this much. However, since they actually consider themselves to be good web designers, and charge for that service, they're fair game in my opinion. Can you imagine anyone hiring them?

 

[Me =]]

Can you imagine anyone hiring them?

Yes, I've seen lots of websites that busy and cluttered. Some people seem to think that's what "sells."