The Irish Daughter ....

[Sunshine!]

Very Funny!:clap​

 

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The irish daughter...









this amused me!!

Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.

'W here have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us,
not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put
yer old Mother thru?'

The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'

'Ye WHAT!!? Out of here!!, y e shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family!!.'

'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious
fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $10 million
savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye
Daddy, the sparkling new=2 0Mercedes limited edition convertible sports
car that's parked outside plus a membership to the country
club........(takes a breath)........ and an invitation for ye all to
spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... .'

'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff. A prostitute!'

'Oh! Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.