The little old lady

[kandy-x]

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large
black plastic bags with her, one in each hand.

Unfortunately, there's a rip in one of the bags, and every once in a
while a £20 note falls out onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her... "Ma'am, there are £20 notes
falling out of your bag "

"Oh, really? Darn!" says the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see
if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast" says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
You didn't steal it, did you?"

'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back garden is right
next to the car park of the football ground. Each time there's a
game, a lot of fans come and pee through the bushes, right into my
flower beds!

So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper and each
time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say, £20
or off it comes.'

"Well , that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck!
By the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well" says the little old lady, 'Not everybody pays.'

 

[Katamadze]

Ooooooooooow!

 

[Fun-sizedd!]

One way of getting the snip

 

[Brendan Iglesias]

That made me giggle, thank you Celia

Barbara x

 

[m_s2k7]

OOOOH don't you feel sorry for men?