The love dress

[dylanfox]

lol :d

 

[crayzblonde]

LOL. :

 

[??Chick Magnet!??]

Lmfao ! Ohboy, hilarious. 5 out of 5. k:
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[I have The Power!]

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to
see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,
totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume
filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Justin to come home
from work.' The daughter-in-law
answered.

'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law
exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the
daughter-in-law explained.

'Love dress? But you're naked!'



'Justin loves me to wear this dress,'
she explained.

'Every time he sees me in this dress, he
instantly becomes romantic and
ravages me for hours.'

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed,
showered, put on her
best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD,
and lay on the couch
waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw
her lying there so
provocatively.

'What are you doing?' he asked...

'This is my love dress,' she
whispered, sensually.
'Needs ironing,' he said,


'What's for
dinner? : : :