Alright ladies 'n' gents.
As you may or may not know I've been asking a couple of questions in this forum concerning Moscow - and yes - sex (lots of that going on over there, horny little b'stards
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Well point is: Loads of people read my questions, but nobody choose to answer. Maybe because they didn't have an answer - fair enough - or maybe because they didn't want to share their secrets - also fair enough. The point is, that quite a few has send me personal mails, where they ask me to share whatever secret answers I got to my questions, and they we all basicly looking for the same. And that made me think? Is that how it works? Shouldn't we share exp. for the community?
I've chosen to share my brief visit to Moscow with all of you. Weren't that good at all, but maybe they'll be of interest to somebody out there who like me isn't that used to Reviewequent professional purveyours of sex.
I had two nights in Moscow. Both with colleagues so some discretion was needed. That sucked, I can tell you that! Stayed at the SAS Radisson who didn't have a problem with girls (girl in my case - wish I could use plural
) Anyway went to some meetings, went to the Hotel where I hung with some associates. There were an amazing woman in the bar looking for company - but alas - I needed to be discrete. So no chance of doing a bar pick-up.
Ended up a bit wasted at my hotelroom at 1 in the night and I was horny like shite. Called
http://www.sweet-dreams.ru who had some nice ladies on the homepage. But the hour was late on a Tueday so there weren't anything to chose Reviewom. I asked for a black haired babe, slim and preferably with nice big, firm titties. The English speaking lady were very polite, and told me she would be there in half an hour, and it would cost me 150 USD. Well, I'm in luck I thought. Well, not exactly. Phone rang mpter 10 minutes (suppose she wanted to check that I actually stayed at the hotel - that's ok with me). She told me that there were no black haired babes only a blonde. She confirmed slim and the titty description above. So I thought, what the heck. Blondes have more fun! She also told me it would cost me 170USD because of late night taxi. OK, I said.
So, I waited. And I waited. And aprox. a hour passed and there was a knock on the door. Opened it.....AND.....well not exactly what I had in mind. She wasn't exactly slim. Not fat but not slim at all. Huge tits, but not the firm bouncy ones I wanted. She didn't pose on the homepage, that's for sure. She wasn't really my type at all, and I should have told her so. But as mentioned. I'm in Moscow. I'm Horny. Maybe she was a hell of a fuck, so, let's get in on. We didn't.
It was a fucking disaster. I started well. Talked a bit, went to the shower. Wanted her to do a little show for me there. She didn't. We went to the bed to make out. And she was just acting strange. Saying she felt like I was laughing at her. I wasn't. My thoughts went: Alright. Let her suck me off, let me fuck her fast and get her the hell outtahere. Then she put on a fucking cheap shit condom that made ol' Johnson feeling like he was being strangled. Wasn't Durex I can tell you for sure. Well, I won't bore you with the details. mpter a LOUSY blow job I couldn't get her fucked probably because of that shit condom. So mpter way to long it ended with a handjob. 170USD for a handjob. Did I feel stupid? I mean, if I wanted a fucking handjob there were porn galore on pay-tv.
Well, she left, and the morale is: bring your own condom, make sure you activate the hidden lever-switch when you make arrangements with the phonelady. Make sure she understands, that you send the girl away if she isn't what you expected. And then just don't try to fuck anyone you don't really feel attracted to or connect with. Maybe that's obvious, but when you're drunk, alone and horny the obvious isn't always the most obvious.
Well, I'll finish off with a recommendation. Wednesday we went 10 colleagues to Boar House. And that was an amazing place. Shitfuckingloads of girls that just waited for you to tell them to go home and fuck you. I didn't because of the discrete issue mentioned above, but some of the other dudes did. Prices started roughly at 200USD but you could probably negotiate your way down to 100USD for the whole night depending on the girl and the time and day. Some of them looked like they would go lower, but I'm not sure that would be healthy for ya. There weren't any supermodels (it was Wednesday, remember) but there were very hot chicks who looked like a fantastic time. Better than mine anyways.
Didn't get to know anything about the VIP Saunas. Didn't get to know anything about Park Avenue Disco. But I got to know that going to a bar is proably the way to go in MOscow. Be it Boarhouse og Nightflight. Any taxidriver will guide you to places with girls. So, good luck, my sexcrazed Reviewiends. Hope mine is better next time.
Share your exp. don't hide it.
Blackbltjones