The mistress..

[Maria Banana]

A husband and his wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.

His wife glares at him and demands, "Who was that?!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."

The wife says, "That's it. I want a divorce."

"I understand," replies her husband, "but, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But the decision is yours."

Just as the wife is about to say something, she notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. "Who's that woman with Jim?" she asks.

"That's his mistress," replies her husband.

"Ours is prettier," says the wife.

:bleh: :bleh: :bleh:​

 

[alekanddad]

RoflMao!!!


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[ohqfowwa]

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[kylelovesrootbeer]

:lmao: :rofl: :

 

[dremedilllk]

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

[JupiterMoon]

:::

Good one!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thats funny

:rofl:

 

[Eric OConnell]

Read this ages back.... and honestly, this is one of the finest jokes I have ever read. So classic. No dirty humour. No PJ'ness'. Simply epic.

 

[Fern]

Nice jokes but then a bitter truth !!!!!