An elderly man sat down at a bus stop alongside a punkrocker sporting a Multicoloured mohawk. Everytime the kid with the mohawk looks up he notices the old man staring intently at his hairdo.
After a while of this the kid soon gets sick of the old man's gawking and decides to speak up.
"Hey old man whats your problem", he says "haven't you ever done something crazy in your life time?"
The oldman replied "Sure, I've done plenty. In fact there was this one time i got real drunk and fucked a peacock I was just wondering if you were my son