This Drunk stumbles off his stool and goes into the mens room. After a few minutes everyone ones hears him scream bloody murder, a couple minutes later, they hear him scream bloody murder again. So The bartender walks up to the door and yells "what the hell is going on in there, you are scaring the hell out of my customers" and the drunk goes "Well I am just shhhittin here and every time I try flush, shomthing comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicalsh." The bartender opens the door, and says "You idioit, your sitting on the mop bucket. "
so how do you like the joke??