The most stupid comment/ question you have ever heard.

[Shazia]

Why doesn't chocolate milk comes from brown cows. :neutral:

 

[Y Y]

Oh, you still here?

No, actually I left about an hour ago and you're seeing things.

 

[antonio d]

do people lie on the internet?

 

[Ana]

Are you awake? :shock:

 

[Sandy Bullot]

do you swallow ? :

 

[Pows]

'Geez, that woman just bought a Lotto 1-2-3-4-5-6! What are the odds of THAT!'

 

[catx]

Q: Hey, what's the score?
A: It's a tied game

Q: Cool, so who's winning?

 

[lasnochas nicolas]

.
"Well to tell you the truth "

 

[lovelove11]

really, the only thing wrong with that is the 're after you.....

The best one was from an old Bill Cosby show where he went over to Ray Charles' house and walked through the front door, noticed all the lights were out and yelled out "ray, where are you"?

Ray answered "I'm in the bathroom shaving"

Bill: Ray, what are you doing shaving with the lights out, you're going to cut yourself!!

Ray: Bill? I've been doing it my whole life.....

I seem to remember being in line at a grocery store and the person in front of me asks:
customer: Your dozen eggs are $2.99 right?
Shopkeeper: Yes
Customer: I only need 4, how much are four?
SHopkeeper: $2.99
Customer: but that's the same price as a dozen
Shopkeeper: Yes it is
Customer: but I only want 4
Shopkeeper looks at me and rolls his eyes.....lol...

 

[Starjumper the R&S Cow]

Does Rayfinkel drink?. :neutral::666:

 

[shesxchaotic]

That was just today. A friend calls me at home and says "Hey JB (well not really JB) you at home?"
DUH! No buddy, my evil twin brother is talking to you stupid!

 

[korgrue]

That's not really a stupid question. You could have call forwarding to your cell phone.

 

[FeveDrercor]

Please dude don't get too technical : :bad:. It does happen often.

 

[J.J.]

From any woman...

"Does this make me look fat?"

 

[meerkat]

EXACTLY! The article of clothing doesn't make her look fat... the extra FAT does! LOL :shock:

 

[AUSSIE GIRL]

LOL don't know how I forgot that one.....guess it's been a while since I had a gf...DOH

I forget which comedian said this:
Girlfriend asked me "do these jeans make my ass look big"?
Comedian: No your ass makes those jeans look big lol...

My rule of thumb is? If you have to ask then the answer will be yes.....

 

[S050683]

What is the diameter of a square? :neutral:

 

[Poppet]

Everybody's going to die if they live long enough.:neutral::

 

[dlc8675]

Me: She just had a baby
Person: Is it a girl?
Me: No
Person: Is it a boy?

 

[kdoulos]

::::

Its a dog.