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A group of guys are in the locker room when a cell phone rings. One of them picks it up.
Man: "Hello,"
Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes."
Woman: "Well, I have news. The house we wanted is back on the market. They're asking £890,000 for it."
Man: "Well then, go ahead and make an offer, but make it £1. million so we'll be sure and get it."
Woman: "Okay. I'll see you later. I love you."
Man: "Bye. I love you too."
The man hangs up. Then he asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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  31. EMSpa_schedule:
    Here's our sneak peek for tomorrow: For Tuesday February 4, 2025, our attendants will be Ada 🥰, Cici 🤗, Ivy 😘, Christina 🔥 and guest attendant Monica ❤️ We have a new guest attendant Monica joining us tomorrow! Call 905-479-6668 to book!
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  48. luckywellness:
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  49. SugarLoveSpa:
    Monday at ❤️💙 💜⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠💖💗💘: ELLA, MIA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ ELLA is a lovely Thai sweetheart, 5’1” with C Cups, smooth skin and a very pleasing attitude. MIA is a young & slim 𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝙍, very PRETTY & PETITE Vietnamese beauty with A Cups, 5’1” & 90 Lbs, very versatile. Come and enjoy.
  50. bnwellness_wilson:
    We have 4 girls are working today.💕Young cute 22’girl beautiful face deep massage Lily💕 ,new beautiful buttocks charming temperament Michelle, 💕 new funny,nice, deep massage Eva💕Young beautiful sexy body and good deep massage Ella 💋pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available. 350 Wilson Ave North York

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