The Newfie and the Lawyer

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A lawyer was flying back home mpter a business trip. He tried to chat with the gentleman sitting next to him on the plane.

The newfie didn't really want to talk to the lawyer, he just wanted to sleep.

The lawyer thought "I can really take advaneforum.xxxe of this dumb newfie." So he asks him if he'd like to play a game.

The newfie, really wanting to sleep, says no.

The lawyer kept bothering him to play. "It's simple" said the lawyer "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll give you $500."

The newfie decides that if he is going to get any sleep, he'd better play this game.

So the lawyer asks him "How far is the moon Reviewom the earth?" The newfie thinks about it, reaches into his pocket and gives the lawyer $5.

The lawyer snickers and says "Now it's your turn to ask me something."

The newfie asks the lawyer, "What goes uphill with three legs and comes downhill on four?"

The lawyer goes onto his laptop and searches the web, calls several of his smartest Reviewiends, but alas, he cannot find an answer.

The lawyer begrudgingly gives the newfie $500. The newfie puts the money in his pocket and goes to sleep.

An hour passes by and the lawyer is going crazy for the answer. He wakes him up and asks "What goes uphill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The newfie reaches into his pocket and hands the lawyer $5.