The nursing home

[Caprikorn]

Three mischievous old Grandmas were
sitting on a bench outside the nursing
home when an old Grandpa walked by.
One of the old Grandmas yelled out,
'Hey, we bet we can tellexactly how
old you are!'

The old man said, 'There is no way you
can guess that, you silly old fools.'



One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure
we can! Just drop your pants and
undershorts and we can tell your
exact age.'

Embarrassed, but anxious
to prove they couldn't do it,
he droppedhis drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn
around a couple of times and thenjump
up and down several times. Determined
to prove them wrong, he did it. Then they
all piped up and said,'You're87 years
old!'

Standing with his pants down around
his ankles, the old gentasked,'Howin
the world did you guess my age?'

Slapping their knees and grinning Reviewom
ear to ear, the three oldladieshappily
yelled in unison - - -
'We were at your birthday partyyesterday!'