The padded bra

[ollie]

I have been in the hobby for quite a while, but every so often the little tricks of the trade have gotten past me. I have been duped 3 times in the last 2 months. What I believed to be well endowed women, turned out to be an average lady with a padded bra. Call it poor lighting, maybe even poor judgement. The odd thing is that it happened to me at 3 different spas. I really don't want to mention the names because the ladies were in fact very nice. But in the end I felt a little jipped.

Let me put a question out to the floor: do you guys consider a padded bra to be false advertisement?

 

[Medic]

I consider anything included or excluded from the picture(s) of the MPA, if it results in the creation of a false impression on the part of the viewer/client, to be dishonest. Unfortunately, it's quite common.

 

[lu_dicrous]

Those padded bras are truly engineering marvels. I've seen near D-cups virtually disappear upon removal of those lace suspension bridges. There oughta be a law ...

 

[Shannon]

It can drive me to drink more.....

AC

 

[calley]

Yes, It is false advertising. Especially in a spa!

I havent been duped by a spa, but I have in real life. Long date, great teasing, lots to look forward to then Bam, the bra hits the floor slightly faster than my jaw.

What a letdown!

 

[squirrelifer]

Oh foxwilly, you are so right! I have seen breasts that PRACTICALLY DISAPPEAR when the bra is removed.

But I mean, how dumb is that? Would you really want, at that most exciting of all moments, when all is revealed, such an eagerly awaited moment, to see a look of horrified, incredulous disappointment come over your partner's face?

 

[Gavin]

Its the push me together and lift me up thingee!

 

[????????]

I was floored to see La Vie en Rose selling these little pasties. I aske dthe counter lady what they were for and she said it is so "your nipples do not show".

Do the ladies not realize that seeing their nipples poke through is sexy and important to us guys? Seeing the rounded padded look is not sexy.

 

[Keyshon B]

It is important to tip less for less than expected service or attributes. For example, a standard bodyslide gets a tip of $100 but if it sucked - then $80 with an explanation of why you are short $20. And the same for the padded bra "bait & switch", deduct $20 from whatever service and tell them how we all hate being conned by padded bras... don't forget to smile when saying it.

 

[jacko brightside]

chi chi over @ eglinton w spa is a girl that defintely comes to mind when it comes to fallsy's. remember about 3 summers ago, everybody on the board going gaga over her so-called fully amped bossoms, only to find out, she was packing little more than a pair of wet tea bags.

 

[Anonymousgirl]

Too funny.

 

[Love Me or Hate Me PM]

The women are not fooling you, you are fooling yourselves. There is no "some are faker than others, some feel more real," etc. Did you really think there was a difference between false and fake? Fake is fake is fake.

No offense to the fake tit lovers here, but really, what exactly is the difference between the girl stuffing a silicone pad into her bra, or slicing open her breast and stuffing the silicone pad under her skin? False advertising is just that - FAKE. Is it really more appealing that she decided to chop up her body? Both options are nothing more than an optical illusion.

I find the difference is that the girl who stuffs her bra is smart and cares about her body, while the girl who slices and dices is usually dumber, has no regard for her own body at all, and is only concerned with lame perverts opinions of her.

I wonder how many fake tit lovers out there will recommend the surgery to their daughters.

Again, I have no intention of offending anyone who thinks they can humanely justify this barbaric obsession. Afterall we are all horny bastards who just want to get our rocks off. Perhaps I am just bitter that my first wife passed away from breast cancer. Perhaps we should stop ignoring the warning labels on cigarettes and junk food. Or are we ultimately designed to self distruct???

 

[Queen of America]

Maybe we should stop seeing MPA's altogether; because even some of the natural ones are using our horny barbaric driven money to support there drug habit which is taking yeats off there lives.

 

[POTUS]

it the old case "caveat emptor"
BUYER BEWARE!!!

 

[aomf]

My ex had great Natural C/D size tits and she always wore bras with the padding on the ends so that she couldnt get cought high beaming. It drove me nuts! I told her to get rid of them, I can understand when she was wearing a business suit that these bras were more appropriate, but common , we want to see them high beam sometimes.

 

[xxkristenlynnxx]

Go back & ask for a demonstration. As customer, you're entitled.

 

[ichthusfish]

Have to disagree, having tasted said tea bags myself

 

[dashhound_91]

That reminds me, Chichi's birthday is this month. Happy birthday wherever you are.

 

[Datukgong Bean Laden]

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