>> At the regular Sunday morning service, Rev. Roberto announced that he was planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more.
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> There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular.
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> Colin, who owns several car dealerships stands up and proclaims, "If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every year, and his wife with a Honda CRV, to transport their children!"
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> The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
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> Daniel, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says,
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> "If Rev Roberto will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee a Reviewee university education for his children!"
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> More sighs and loud applause. Mary age 68, stands and announces with a smile, "If Rev Roberto stays, I will give him sex!"
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> There is total silence. Rev Roberto blushing, asks her: "Mary, you're a wonderful and holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"
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> Mary's 70-year old husband, Mike, is now trying to hide, holding his. forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head Reviewom side to side, while his wife replied,
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> "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said: "Fuck him!"
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> There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular.
>
> Colin, who owns several car dealerships stands up and proclaims, "If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every year, and his wife with a Honda CRV, to transport their children!"
>
> The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
>
> Daniel, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says,
>
> "If Rev Roberto will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee a Reviewee university education for his children!"
>
> More sighs and loud applause. Mary age 68, stands and announces with a smile, "If Rev Roberto stays, I will give him sex!"
>
> There is total silence. Rev Roberto blushing, asks her: "Mary, you're a wonderful and holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"
>
> Mary's 70-year old husband, Mike, is now trying to hide, holding his. forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head Reviewom side to side, while his wife replied,
>
> "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said: "Fuck him!"