Decided to go pay a visit to Le penthouse, I must say it is really nice, reminds me of a newer version of 2214, the location is a little off the beaten path for me, near the orange julep on decarie, so I walk in and the hostess is really nice and trying to be accommodating, she tells me that one girl from the website (Miko) is on duty and 2 other girls, I asked her for the presentation and the two first girls I see I really not my type and Miko although she has a nice body I wasn't feeling it...but I took her anyways.
First the massage, I'm not exactly sure what she was doing but it sure wasn't a massage and at that point I was looking forward to the flip, also it kind of pissed me off that she had oil all over her body and she somehow managed to rub her belly on my head (in my hair) and it would be fine if I was going home after but fucking up your hair in the middle of the day by giving you an attempt thai massage shows me she hasn't done this much.
O.k the flip, all I can say is that there was rubbing and tugging and none of it was pleasant, seriously it was just awful, it hurt, and she could tell that I really wasn't feeling it so she suggested a shower, which I took but was with no contact.
I left without Mr Johnson having his happy ending.
Since I was heading back downtown I went to LND (i was extremely frustrated) where I knew what to expect and sure enough Roxy set me up with Kiki.
So in resume, the place is really nice, the girls where not all that appealing(to me anyways), the service (from the hostess) was good, the massage was horrible, the flip was painful(in a bad way).
OMG I forgot the worst part at the end of the session which I left 10 min early she said my fee is 100$, I gave it to her but she certainly didn't earn it!
I will probably not repeat unless I know the masseuse has experience and won't hurt me.
Good luck to all.