The Philosophy of Ambiguity, The Idiosyncrasies of English

[alew]

The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.


I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman, 'where's the self- help section?' she said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.


What if there were no hypothetical questions?


If a deaf person signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?


Is there another word for synonym?


What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?


If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?


If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?


What was the best thing before sliced bread?


One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.


Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?


If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have 's' in it?


Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?


Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?


If you spin an oriental person in a circle three times, do they become disoriented?


Can an atheist get insurance against acts of god?

 

[Zak Stiles]