the pig test

[No Bull!]

(this is quite good actually)


>The Pig Drawing Personality Test
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>The best part about this is that you can forward it round your office and
>then laugh at everyones crap drawings. We are thinking about setting up a
>small pig art gallery in the corner of the office here.
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>Don't cheat by reading the whole thing first. It is hysterical if you do it
>right!
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>Get a blank piece of paper , draw a picture of a whole pig on it, not just
>the head , just a basic drawing though , don't spend too long on it .
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>DRAW THE PIG BEFORE YOU GO ON.
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>IF YOU DON'T THE TEST WILL NOT WORK!!
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>NO CHEATING,
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>DRAW THE PIG FIRST
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>HAVE YOU DONE THE DRAWING??
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>IF NOT, DO IT NOW
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>IT IS REALLY FUNNY IF YOU DO IT RIGHT!
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>OK' NOW TO THE INTERESTING STUFF.........
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>The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits
>of the drawer.
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>* If the pig is drawn to the top of the paper , you are
>positive and optimistic.
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>Toward the middle , you are realistic.
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>Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic , and have a tendency to behave
>negatively .
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>* Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly,
>and remember dates(birthdays, etc.)
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>Facing right , you are innovative and active , but don't have a strong
>sense
>of family , nor do you always remember dates .
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>Facing front (looking at you ), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's
>advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions .
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>* With lots of details , you are analytical, cautious ,
>and distrustful.
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>With few details, you are emotional and naive , you care little for
>details
>and are a risk taker .
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>* With less than 4 legs showing , you are insecure or
>are
>living through a period of major change .
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>With 4 legs showing , you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals
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>If you have drawn more than 4 legs , you are stupid .
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>* The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you
>are. The bigger the better.
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>* The length of the tail indicates the quality of your
>sex life, and once again the longer ,the better.
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>Ok, who didn't draw a tail?