TanikaReuddy
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The Pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs who are drinking in a bar. As he finishes his speech on comparative religions, Dopey raises his hand to ask a question.
Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?
No, Dopey, responds the Pontiff, there are not.
Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy? Dopey questions.
No, Dopey, chuckles the Pope, there are no dwarf nuns in Italy.
Mr. Pope, Dopey asks pleadingly, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?
And softly in the background the six remaining dwarfs start chanting.......Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin.....
Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?
No, Dopey, responds the Pontiff, there are not.
Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy? Dopey questions.
No, Dopey, chuckles the Pope, there are no dwarf nuns in Italy.
Mr. Pope, Dopey asks pleadingly, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?
And softly in the background the six remaining dwarfs start chanting.......Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin.....