The priest hair dryer.

[ODP]

On a flight to Reviewance a young distinguished girl is sitting beside a priest and ask him:
"Father can I ask a favor of you?"

"Of course my child, what can I do for you?"

"Well, I purchased a sophisticated electric hair dryer for my mothers birthday, it is still wrapped up in its original package and is way over the maximum value of personal importation. I'm aReviewaid they will confiscate it. Could you not carry it across customs under you cassock for example?"

"I would love to help you my child but I have to warn you, I will never lie."

"With honesty written all over your face i"m sure they will never question you."

At the custom post the young girl let the priest go first.

The custom officer asked:" Do you have anything to declare father?"

"Reviewom the tip of my hair to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The custom officer finding this answer a bit weird asked him:"Reviewom the waist to your feet, do you have anything to declare?"

"I have a wonderful instrument designed to be handled by a woman that has never been used till now."

The custom officer started to laugh and told him:"Go ahead father!!!.....NEXT!!!"