The Punter's 10 Commandments

[Frank N. Stein]

We cant have the 10 bar girl commandmants without a retort from the Men who make the thai bar scene go round.

Punters 10 Commadments - Thall shou :

1. Don’t believe a word they say. These girls are professional liars who on
first contact can’t be trusted. (unless it is a known fact you are
handsome)

2. Never speak thai at the bar (Bargirls don’t like obvious signs you’ve been
in Thailand too long).

3. Say this is your first trip to Thailand. Thai girls love an apparent
ignorant farang.

4. If a bargirl asks for taxi money in the morning she definitely has no
feelings for you. Give her the flick.

5. If you own a bar don’t admit it, bar owners are below English teachers
and journalists on the bar girls social pecking order in Thailand.

6. If it is your last night on holiday never admit it, this leaves you open to
being fleeced.

7 Never take an “unknown” on your last night. Better the devil you know.
There is nothing worse than having a bad experience on your last
night in Thailand.

8 Never think you are “the only one”. Make no mistake, you are one
of many. Don’t put all your eggs in the one basket as they certainly
don’t.

9. Go to the airport alone, there is nothing worse than a wailing
woman making your departure more difficult.

10. Never hand over cash before services have been rendered. Once you
surrender your upper hand you are a lame duck.