The Push

[I R NORMAL IS NOT A PEDO]

You've probably heard this one before but its still funny > Subject: Fw: The Push
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> A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
> pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
> drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
>
> "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the
> morning!"
>
> He slams the door and returns to bed.
>
> "Who was that?" asked his wife.
>
> Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>
> "Did you help him?" she asks.
>
> "No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"
>
> "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
> about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped
> us?
>
> I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
>
> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
> pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still
> there?"
>
> "Yes," comes back the answer.
>
> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>
> "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>
> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
>
> "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
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[hantFloomomma]

No, I hadn't heard this one before, XF. Very funny! Thanks

Holistic