The Review of the Two Ls

[JuJu]

Its about time i contribute to this thread since i lurk or comment a lot on other people's reviews. I hope my review is good?

Lisa (hot licks on CG) (A-8, S-6,L-2); Donation $.0 (Broadway&Oak)

I don't want to be harsh but this rating is pretty much correct. She has a great attitude and reallie likes to please but her looks are not the best in the buisness(not like i have experience). Neways, i called her up and I said if she is ready in 30 minutes and she said yes i am so i drove over to her place and when she opened her door, a 40 year old woman greets me and welcomes me to her nice but not SPECTACULAR apartment suite. I agree she does have some flab in her but for her price, i think it's pretty good. I jump into the shower and she cleans my back part and lets me finish cleaning my front. After i jump out i lay on the bed while she takes off her clothes and stuff. As she starts the treatment, she skips all the massages and goes straight to her "licking" massage. It was different i might add. When she finishes that task, she all of a sudden spreads my legs and dives right into RIMMING...I must say, i have never tried rimming but it was pretty coolz..haha..

After a few good licks, she turns me over and puts on the hat and starts her "hot/cold" CBJ service. After what seems to be a long time, she climbs on and does CG and we ended in MISH. I must be reallie stressed cause i lasted not for a long time. Hahhahaha. It was kinda embarrasing for me.=(

After a good massage (seriously not bad) she gives me a HJ but i was too tired so just said thanks after a few minutes.=) So yes..MSOG is allowed..=)

I wondered..i thougth she gives out BBBJ...i guess not me..so YMMV..haha



LILY (A-8, S-8, L-6) Donation $.5 (Cambie&57th)

Lily is actually not bad looking, kinda short and around 30ish. Most people say she is ugly but i won't go as far as ugly, i think she is cutish. I called her up and we met at her apartment. A pretty nice highrise i might add. Her apartment suite was pretty clean and nice. As i opted to not shower since i ALREADY showed 10 minuts ago at home, we went straight to the massage. Her massage skills are actually not bad. Her nail massage or watever it was was pretty good. I chose the BJ finish so when i turned over she massaged my other parts b4 playing w/ my "lil bro". I was surprised the fact that she did a CBJ instead of a BBBJ (maybe its me or it seems like the last two i have went to , CBJ was offerend instead of some ppl who experienced BBBJ) i asked her wondering if BBBJ was on the menu and she said that she has a kinda of a cold sore thing in her mouth so she didn't want to infect others which i thought was either a great lie or a considerate SP..=)

During the CBJ, i lasted not for a long time as i believe i was still stressed from work..=)..hahahha...After a brief rest, MSOG was indicated, so she gave me another decent back massage and gave me a HJ to finish again.=)

During the whole session, she kept on asking me where I heard or read about her. I said "yeah on your website". I guess she didn't believe me in the beginning so she asked a few more times during the session. As when ppl in the previous posts said she talks alot, during the session, there were points where she actually did talk alot about her party last nite and other stuff. I can tell that she had or has potential to be TALKATIVE

All in all, Lily is worth for me to go back again but Lisa on the other hand, i might repeat if i am really strapped for cash

BTW, i did not try both on the same day..=)

 

[Slim]

Lisa gives BBBJ and CIM if you ask.

The Rookie

 

[Cliff]

So i can just ASK HER?

Same w/ Lily too or diff?

 

[Mrs Emma K Doc Prof Santa]

Yeah, with Lisa when she gets the condom out, just say "no condom" and she carries on without it........Lily, you mentioned, said she had a cold sore, in which case it's better to be covered, but normally she will give a BBBJ too.

The Rookie

 

[Mike J]

So would you consier Lisa a 2 on look sas well? I have seen Lily before and thought that she was more of a 5. Didn't try her services though as I went with one of her other ladies.

 

[ebears]

I think those ratings are a little harsh. I would say Lily 7 and Lisa 5. But I guess if you consider Lily a 5 then Lisa would be 3 ish.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I'm sorry for being a bit harsh, but just my own opinion. Everyone has their own rating scale that's why i think the L should be left out ...Cause everyone has their own taste..=)~

BTW..Thanks "rookie"

 

[Cora D]

Well I've never met Lisa, but I have met Lily. I consider Lily a 1 so maybe Lisa would be a -2.

 

[LambChops]

I haven't seen either of them, so, to give me an idea of your rating system, how would you rate Condi Rice, Ann Coulter, Laura Bush, Karen Hughes, Katherine Harris, the First Twins, and Barbara Bush Sr.?

 

[Maverick]

That's the same mentally i have....i dun think i have or ever will see a perfect 10 girl in my lifetime

But sometimes i am generous..but i dun think Lily should get a 1...dats just not right....Lily is defintely not a 1...