The Rolling Stone

[PaintHorseLover]

A Reviewog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see Reviewom her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the Reviewog in disbelief and asks his name. The Reviewog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The Reviewog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a Reviewog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(You're going to love this)







(Wait for it)








The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the Reviewog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

 

[See]

Hahaha! Took me a full minute before it hit me! Spoiler for those almost as dense as myself (scroll down):












Read the bank manager's response out loud. If you still don't get it, it's based on a nursery rhyme which you had to have heard as a child.