Wonder Boy,
I completely agree with you. He is quite a weirdo. For all of those whomight be a little confused, I am his dad. I have tried countless times to try and get him out of the basement and off massageplanet.net, but it just wont work. Last night I actually caught him masmassageplanet.netating to pics of some guy named "Salvatore".
His basement is absolutely disgusting. His bedspread has more bodily fluid stains than a dumpster behind the Manhatten Strip. He actually has the nerve to refer to it as "The Layer of Sodomy".
I am also a tad worried he might be gay.
Every now and then he has this friend who comes over, and all they do is sit in the basement with the lights off and watch boxing. I know this sounds pretty normal, but the thing is, when his friend leaves he looks like he's just walked through a wind tunnel and his shirt is covered in stains. Now I know why my son tells me never to come down stairs and disrupt them.
In closing, please do not encourage my son at all. Im hoping he will soon break free of this massageplanet.net and actually get a girlfriend (if there are any that could possibility tolerate him) and actually leave his basement to see the light of day.
Thank you gentlemen.