The Scottish

[green eyed monster]

Hi Everyone

Just had to share this with you all...........


40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Scotland sunbathe.


35 degrees - Italian cars won't start.

People in Scotland drive with the windows down.


20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.

People in Scotland throw on a T-shirt.


15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.

People in Scotland go swimming in the sea.


0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on.

People in Scotland have a last barby before it gets cold.


-10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct.

People in Scotland lick flagpoles.


-20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico.

People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.


-80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.

Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival excercise until it gets

cold enough.


-100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.


-173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.

People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whiskey
kegs.


-250 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt.

Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.


-273 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.

People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh?


-1500 degrees - Hell freezes over.

Scottish people support England in the European Championships

Love & Light to all

Mark
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Mark

I liked that:





They lick flagpoles?


L&L

MC

 

[jacovkss2]

Hi MC

Yes, we lick flagpoles. It's one of our national sports. You dance round them with ribbons, we lick them.

Mmm, tasty! Metal flavoured ones are best.

Lucy