The Sick and twisted Thread.

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Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says,
"You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle."
"What," the other asks, "green?".
"No," says the first, " a bit sour."

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Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass"
The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look". "Fuck me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?"
Patient replies I've been fucked by an elephant".
The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".
Patient replies "He fingered me first".

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Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."


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A roof over her head, three meals a day, regulsar sex for 24 years... that Elizabeth Fritlz's got a fucking nerve taking her dad to court.


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Seems most men are in favour of the muslim full face veil.


It solves the old age problem of where to wipe your dick after a blow job.

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Shit myself last night.
I was at the airport having a beer when a fucking muslim rushed in screaming

allah
allah
allah
allah
alava can on of coke and a bag of nuts please.


Stuttering bastard










Feel free to post any other sick and twisted jokes you know in here. =O
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